72 Degrees in the shade.
The Animated Self Portrait
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men
Reef Urchin (Echinometra viridis)
…a species of Echinometrid sea urchin which occurs on reefs in the Caribbean Sea from Florida to Venezuela. Reef urchins will conceal themselves in rock crevices during the day and will emerge at night to feed. Reef urchins are grazers and will feed on a variety of fleshy algae.
Types of matter
“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.
the truth is out there
I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet