"I’ve had enough of running away, Sophie."
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
"Think positive thoughts :)"
*thinks about dick*
we will never be as punk rock as this cat
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
Disabled veteran, San Francisco 1943
The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.
when your mom asks you to clean your room